Things that lasted longer than Brock Turner's sentence
My current bottle of Head and Shoulders shampoo
That time I tried to be a vegan
The bottle of sriracha in my fridge
That weird relationship I had junior year in college
The average life span of a praying mantis (hey Brock, did you know that female mantis’ rip the heads off men during sex?)
The time we spent quoting Rebecca Black on Friday
Kim Kardashians engagement to Kris Humphries
A semester at SCAD
That time I binged watched all of Gossip Girl
My college unpaid summer internship
The time it took to teach myself how to make macarons
The gestation period of a domestic goat
And basically every conviction of the 3% of rapists that ever see jail time.
*Added: "I've kept track of a bobby pin for longer." - Rachel B