When I'd vote for Trump
Tonight is the most important night of the 2016 presidential campaign. We’ll see the monumental first debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. This is, undoubtedly, the most wild election our country has ever seen. And whatever party you may have affiliated with in the past, please see this one with a clear perspective.
We don’t have a democrat and a republican. We have a flawed but levelheaded and experienced candidate. And we have a hotheaded, egoist, temperamental, sexist, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, chauvinist, supremacist, small handed, dangerous, unpredictable, radical bigot who's built his career on failed businesses and firing people.
Please, please vote.
Here’s a list of what I’d vote for before Mr. Trump.
Bernie Sanders
A house broken standard poodle
Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec
My high school government teacher
A stack of IHOP pancakes
First gen Siri
The cast of Hamilton
David Hasselhoff, drunk, eating a cheeseburger
The coworker that corrects everyone’s grammar
Elizabeth Warren
Isaiah Mustafa, shirtless, selling Old Spice on the back of a white unicorn
Ted Allen, the host of Chopped
A pickled cabbage
That old guy from the “di-a-bee-tus” commericals
Mark Cuban
Whoever irons Trump’s red Power Ties
4 year old Blu Ivy
The ghost of Harambe
I'm with her. I urge you to vote Hillary too.
Contributions to the list:
Left shark, with right shark as VP. - Nunzi